by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
Get the boltonedmug. A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.
Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
by northywest February 2, 2025
Get the Boltonmug. Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.)
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017
Get the Boltonmug. When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.
by TheRealzTomothy March 27, 2022
Get the troy boltoningmug. Bolton is a big hunky man who also has a huge dick. But a Bolton is usually gay and gets a hard-on whilst wrestling
by McSquirt the 3rd May 18, 2022
Get the Boltonmug. The reverse Bolton wasn't going to back down to billabong, or get weary of adversity with others, even if he didn't have an arsenal of guided missiles at his disposal.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020
Get the Reverse boltonmug. by phatwastaken March 31, 2022
Get the Kaden Boltonmug.