tigol binks

A term used to describe large unenhanced mammary glands, where the nipples themselves possess a structure similar to that of a binky or a pacifier. Formed from the nuanced abbreviation of the term "Tig Ole Bitties" to "tigols" combined with the short-hand term for a "binky" as "bink". Believed to have been developed in West-Virginian mountain-folk vernacular.

Damn, did you see that set o' tigol binks, I bet her kids will get all the calcium they need!

by tigols January 29, 2021

Boink'd

A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

by Svatos February 10, 2007

jar jar binks

1.The personification of shark-jumping;
2.Something that ruins all that comes after it, and damn-near ruins all that came before it.

1. Meesa Jar Jar, meesa to Star Wars what Sam-sa was to Diff'rent Strokes-sa.
2. I could deal with the fact that George Lucas cast an effeminate actor to play Luke Skywalker in the first three (or was it last three?!) Star Wars motion pictures, but this Jar Jar binks shit went way too far.

by H.I.M. Cunning Linguist I October 1, 2007

boink

The old American equivalent to "shag."

Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.

by Adam May 7, 2004

Jar Jar Binks

He's gay, and he pisses and shits all over the place.

Jar Jar Binks: Lookie lookie, senator *farting, pissing, and shitting noises for a good 5 minutes*
C-3PO: Don't mind him, he's just gay, and he pisses and shits all over the place.

by OgresAreLikeOnion November 25, 2019

Bonkstrocity

the state of utter realness

Yo bro, did you witness that bonkstrocity?!

by joanne_abraham January 10, 2022

boonks

a urban game where the loser of some contest (Basketball's 21 game or a one on one game) must bend over to expose his ass and accept getting hit in the ass by some object. usually a basketball

You lost man now give up the boonks.
My game- boonks up man.
Take your boonks like a man.

by dkarez4u May 17, 2005