Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023

Baffins Badboy

Pompey Slang: The bloke who knows Charlie, that quite often loiters around Baffins Pond in Portsmouth UK.

Charlie was going to meet with the Baffins Badboy, he was told to meet at the usual place. Because he knows him.

by Tinnedfruit October 27, 2023

Boffinistic

Content, or commentary, that is technical or scientific in nature.

(Antonym: non-boffinistic)

Anne: What did you think of that lecture?
Fred: I thought it was quite boffinistic but, I tried to keep up.

by Doppelgänger August 23, 2025

Music Boffin

When someone is very smart at the Subject Music like when you get forced to go music lessons all the time.

"Oi Lewis Ya Music Boffin" Or "What you doin you music boffin"

by Balby Dosser February 2, 2019

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

Power boffing

When two homosexual men engage in an intense work out consisting of power lifting and squatting all while engaging sebaceous aggravated sparring sex in between lifting. Each time an ejaculation occurs after a set, that is considered one rep.

Todd you really look ripped but have you tried power boffing ???? It’s all the new craze and all the pros are doing it!

by Little g money January 26, 2022