Broffirmative Action

When your company decides to stop hiring minorities and hires a white, male, "bro" for a change.

Co-worker 1: Hey, did you hear they actually hired William?
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.

by UrbDickler May 11, 2011

daredevil boffin

someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.

you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Boffice

Bed-office

When you don’t leave your bed, but do all your work there and you’re not sure if it’s a bed or an office anymore. (Ultimately you decide it’s both)

I’ve been working in my boffice all day

by TSlayer40 August 22, 2018

bmff

BMFF means Best Motha Fuckin Friend

if you were talking about your friend in a coment you could say "the bmff ever" <33

by BROHOE2277 May 29, 2007

boffins

"Boffins": (Bôf ' ns) noun - the name for scientists and scholars working quietly
to develop new and exciting techniques and skills.

(taken from www.boffins.ca/ - 2k - Cached - Similar pages)

Boffins create zombie dogs
By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.au
June 27, 2005

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans...........(Drudge Report)

by Kriste Camsky July 8, 2005

boffing

Having sex.
British in orgin.

I boffed the girl I met at the club real good.

by tom sawyer June 4, 2005