Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

blusterfuck

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

Blusted

A kid named Ben Levick made this word and it means your a f*****g dumb ass

You are blusted for taking your fish in a walk with a leash

by Glendale Wilson December 17, 2020

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009

Buttered Glizzy

A buttered glizzy is a hot dog that has been microwaved and then rolled in butter. It is the only food source of the popular twitch streamer Lutano.

"When buttered glizzy tutorial?". "Even the Queen of England didn't live long enough to witness the buttered glizzy tutorial"

by Zajmerman September 15, 2022

flustered

when one is so completely lost and confused; stressed out

When I over plan my schedule, i can become very flustered in trying to get everything done completely and on time.

by the founder of OMEY October 9, 2003