When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
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Andy: "didn't you say she was bisexual?"
Matt: "She said she was, even told me some dirty stories! Then I found out she only kissed a girl one time, that broad is a Bi-Bluffer!"
Matt: "She said she was, even told me some dirty stories! Then I found out she only kissed a girl one time, that broad is a Bi-Bluffer!"
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To call one out on a lie, generally when someone says something so incredibly unbelievable that you're sure they must be lying. Based largely on the old centure honor system, the accused will usually admit to a lie after being called out on a bluff check.
Keith: No, no, no, it gets better... then I pull her wedding dress straight out the closet and take a fat piss on it!
Jon: Woah woah woah, bluff check man.
Keith: No lie doggy, swear to god!
Noah: Its true man, I was there.
Jon: Woah woah woah, bluff check man.
Keith: No lie doggy, swear to god!
Noah: Its true man, I was there.
by Jon Bray November 9, 2008
Get the Bluff Check mug.A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.
by paganopolas September 11, 2009
Get the blufkin mug.a Bluffton blunt, hailing from the town of Bluffton, South Carolina, is nationally reknown for being the worst of all blunts, in both quality of the marijuana in them, and of the craftsmanship with which it was rolled.
When my six-year-old blind cousin with one hand found a bag of scwhag, he somehow accidentally rolled it into a Bluffton blunt...and he's six years old and blind, with one hand. Think about how crappy that would have to be.
by Bluffton November 19, 2004
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"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.
by Lesbianidas August 5, 2008
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