Low Budget

Used to describe someone who is incredibly cheap or something that was done in cheap taste, regardless of the financial situation. Those who are of this nature often refer to themselves as thrifty.

1. Dude, you are so low budget.
2. Dude, that was so low budget.

by dalbort June 21, 2004

Budget-O's

Cheaper than the leading clown cereal. Seen in an episode of The Simpsons.

Budget-o's. Some assembly required.

by E. Man November 3, 2006

budget dream

Not quite the same as your typcical bad dream but similar to a nightmare in its vividness. A budget dream tends to be as "real" as a nightmare would seem but lacks the intense fear. Instead, a budget dream is more like a fairly normal dream but without any splendor, brilliance or imagination involved. Which is replaced by a real life setting or situation that seems in no way fun or wonderous, but boringly real-life and sometimes a negative experience. This is how it acquired the name 'budget dream' as it tends to be what you would call a dream, but without any fantasy or emotion, in other words cheap, like a movie lacking in the money department it cops out any special FX or narrative.

A common side-effect of a budget dream is to become confused as to what happened in real-life, and what didn't and was part of a dream, simply because the dream was too boringly real to discern from a real memory.

Weird, I just dreamt that I went to a working man's pub, and it was all full of these blokes and one guy with a beard said "you're not a plumber" and told me to get out, talk about your budget dream.

by Eddable August 28, 2007

Budget Buzz

Budget Buzz is the flat beer left over from a party, usually the beer from a keg, and placed back into containers for future usage, while you return the keg and tap for the large deposit. Also, a thrifty person's way to max out a keg, when no one is left to finish the keg. It's still good beer, while kept cold in the fridge, and served in a frosty mug.

Dude 1: Hey, what are your plans this evening? Wanna get some beers?

Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.

Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.

by Torsiondrummer July 26, 2009

budgetable

Something that can be included in somebody's budget.

The old oven has broken down again. a new one isn't budgetable right now.

by Nick Goldberg June 29, 2019

bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008

frosty blodgett

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.

The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.

by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011