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The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019
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To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'
Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'
Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
by Sickofeverything2019 September 5, 2019
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by Comedy Continuum April 4, 2021
Get the Boris Johnson mug.Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.
i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.
ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
by some random homosapien July 31, 2016
Get the Boris Johnson mug.An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
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