You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.
by myblobfish July 6, 2010
Get the Blobfish mug.When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.
"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"
by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017
Get the Blowfished mug.To feel bloated and/or excessively full after a meal. Often accompanied with feelings slight queasiness, gassiness, or lethargy.
by 1632 September 13, 2009
Get the Bloppy mug.by Gentleman and a scholar October 7, 2019
Get the Blip blop mug.person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
Get the that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER mug.A person that uses the internet to teach giving online periodic lessons which can be written and then posted to a blog or recorded in video and posted to a vlog (video web log) in a sort of on-demand television channel. Usually there's some kind of feedback and the possibility to make requests to the professor but there's no real-time (synchronous) dialog.
Itzi: Do you know, Irina, why does the word "Pinky" has the word "Pink" in it?
Irina: No idea, I'm going to ask Marina, a blogfessor that teaches about the origin of words.
Irina goes home, gets in touch with this teacher who responds posting an article in his blog or a video giving an answer to the question.
The blogfessor's post follows:
"Hello my dear students, today I'm going to explain that the relationship between pink and pinky has nothing to do with color. In fact 'pink' itself did not start out describing the color at all. Let me explain why....."
Irina: No idea, I'm going to ask Marina, a blogfessor that teaches about the origin of words.
Irina goes home, gets in touch with this teacher who responds posting an article in his blog or a video giving an answer to the question.
The blogfessor's post follows:
"Hello my dear students, today I'm going to explain that the relationship between pink and pinky has nothing to do with color. In fact 'pink' itself did not start out describing the color at all. Let me explain why....."
by HotForTeacher October 10, 2007
Get the blogfessor mug.blog+influence= blogfluence
As blogging continues to soar in popularity many bloggers have a considerable amount of influence, whether it be in politics or influencing a product or anything else.
As blogging continues to soar in popularity many bloggers have a considerable amount of influence, whether it be in politics or influencing a product or anything else.
My wife suffers from blogfluence, whenever she hears about a new product on a blog she has to get it
or
More and more bloggers are using their blogfluence these days to keep the traditional media in check.
or
More and more bloggers are using their blogfluence these days to keep the traditional media in check.
by robtherobber March 11, 2009
Get the Blogfluence mug.