blode

The main character of Rathergood.com's "Tales from the Blode"

"How will we get to the seaside?" asked the centipide. "In my U-boat, of corse!" responed Blode.

by Ben the All-mighty Panda February 12, 2004

Blokebuster

A typical film aimed at a male audience. The male equivalent of a chick flick

Tombraider is definitely a blokebuster

by SukyT January 20, 2009

Blokenharty

To be thankful

Example: "Luke, I am your father, so be Blokenharty about it."

by TheUniverseAccordingToCharlie7 September 3, 2014

Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

bloje

the act of being such a fucking looser where you play for 18 hours a day, with 10 minute breaks every 6 hours, and 100 pushup punishment if you loose a single uhc game (still weights 400 pounds).

The wierdo on top of weekly lb's is being such a bloje.

by vragon March 12, 2021

bloke

You stupid americans are all wrong. Bloke is simply a British slang term for 'man/guy', with perhaps slight connotations of masculinity, and used only in an informal setting. Unlike 'guy' it is not normally used vocatively, as in 'hey you blokes'.

'I met this bloke in town who told me to stop wasting my time on the internet...'

by zimo August 15, 2004