Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

Blomsp

The sound you make when you finally ejaculate after No Nut November

BLOMSP !!!!!!! That was some good coitus

by thebigenis November 13, 2018

Androgynous Blobfish

Best streamer ever lmao
pls watch
twitch.tv/androgynousblobfish

You wanna watch some Androgynous Blobfish?
Fuck yeah that guy is the most funniest person on earth or the galaxy

by T0tally N0t Bl0bf1sh =) April 1, 2022

Blomit

Portmanteau of blood and vomit.

Dude, she just blomited all over your computer.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

blamf

1. Comic book onomatapeia illustrating the sound of a blow or punch, or two items such as slamming together, such as a train colliding into a wall. Much like "pow!"

2. Generic exclamation that can subsitute for almost any four letter word.

3. Acronym which can be used as an empty vessel to fill in various meanings. The most common is "Buzzin' Like a Mother Fucker", commonly spoken by marijuana users, but also has been used to mean, for example, "Big Legged Amazons Make Friends" or any of myriad other meanings which are convenient at the time they are used. This has led to the existence of the "BLAMF game", in which contestants compete to outdo each other in coming up with meanings for "BLAMF".

4. Name of a band located in Bloomington, Indiana.

1. BLAMF! Oof!

2. BLAMF off!

3. Are you BLAMF yet?

by Guitarface February 16, 2007

Blomp

A really fat person. A combination of blob and blimp

Ash Saturn is such a blomp!

by Beer Fetish January 31, 2018

Blombies

Black Ops Zombies. Name given to the mini game 'Nazi 'Zombies' in the PS3/X-box game 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' (which was really and truly over-rated) Nazi Zombies (Zombus Vulgarus) is a sweet-ass game created by Treyarch and consists of 'endless waves of the undead' and you have to fight them off with weapons such as; Ray-Gun, Pistol, Assault Rifles etc. Blombies is used to identify which game you want to play (being it CoD:WaW or CoD:BO) therefore, time-saving and effective. It also doesn't sound as 'harsh' as 'zombies', where-as 'Blombies' rolls off the tip of your tongue.

BEFORE
Luke: Hey dude, wanna play zombies?
Tony: Yeah okay, World at War or Black Ops?
Luke: Black Ops you Douche!

AFTER
Luke: Hey dude, wanna play blombies?
Tony: Yeah okay, I'll put it in now!

by Simon Saladcream August 5, 2011