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After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
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"You wouldn't believe how many pet stores I had to visit before I found one selling self-cleaning litter trays".
"Sounds like an interesting story - perhaps you could save it for the blog?"
"Sounds like an interesting story - perhaps you could save it for the blog?"
by zurfarosa September 27, 2008
Get the Save it for the blog mug.Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.
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by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010
Get the Bloasty mug.A bloagie was defined on the Preston and Steve show as a man receiving fellatio from a female while eating a hoagie. Most notably at any Wawa location or wherever a hoagie may be found. Said act is also acceptable to be performed on a female by a male or another female as well.
As I walked into Wawa at 3am to get a sandwich, I saw a guy parked in his car in the middle of a bloagie.
by Wes J November 12, 2007
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Get the Hipster blog mug.The fusion of the web-based blog and the classic magazine. A blogazine is like a blog being that it is generally the thoughts of an individual rather than an organization. However, it is also like a magazine in two ways: the content is higher quality (i.e., more refined, more focused, and more selective), and, more importantly, the design of each blog post/magazine article is custom tailored to the content. A traditional blog will use a templated web design for each post. A blogazine post will have a unique html and css underlying that make each post profoundly different and each post more like an article in a magazine.
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