Blackwards

To do/say something that makes no sense at all.

1.Dressing in all white when you are sneaking out at night is blackwards.

by Crows_shadow May 23, 2007

Blackard

That one bitch in the back of the classroom in a dark hoodie that you don't wanna fuck with. Is stoned half the time, addicted to nicotine, piercings, tattoos and dogs. Does kickboxing while drinking a handle a night. Likes fast cars and illegal activities.

But wants to join the army.

Don't worry about pull out game, a Blackard is most likely stronger than yours

by Ooops187 March 22, 2020

blockard

A person or a user who blocks or has blocked you just because you ask for non-profit/non-commissioned requests and/or collabs.

There are users on deviantART who are total blockards, just because they don't take requests and/or collabs.

by LTIan September 2, 2023

Blocktard

beginner

1: Blocktard? that sounds like a slur in minecraft
2: You are a blocktard to the english language

by Nintendrew March 8, 2024

Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

Brockbard

Someone who creates hero-tales of badger mythology and derring-do, which can never be substantiated by any evidence or witnesses.

" I've saved loads of badgers from certain death all by myself, disrupted countless shoots and destroyed scores of wire-thingy's !"
"oh Mike, you're such a brockbard."

by cage-breaker November 3, 2013

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017