Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

Swiss Family Blobinson

A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.

As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson

by ferricoxide July 7, 2011

blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"

by the_saurus October 20, 2012

blabble

Constant chatter, incoherently

Jimmy was constantly blabbling when Cori was telling him that he was wrong.

Jimmy blabbled while he was cooking for his lovely girlfriend.

by Baksh April 29, 2008

on blob

A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.

by bobb todd July 8, 2006

Blobfish

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

by myblobfish July 6, 2010

Blobbles

'53788078' in calculator language.

Used in the Popular point n' click adventure game Riddles School 3. Type in the number to rescue the kid from his locker.

Why does this combination say "BLOBBLES" on it?

Because it's 53788078 upside down.

by Phil Eggtree July 6, 2010