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blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!
Let's go blocking.
by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.
Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.
by mishmell February 26, 2013
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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bachinga

The mix of Booya and Kaching. this word gives our world life. it is to use when very happy.
I just aced my test, BACHINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bahinbachinga fan May 24, 2017
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bleachina

Bleaching the asshole, especially the skin of the anus.
Yesterday I went to the beauty shop and got a bleachina done, and my dark brown asshole now looks whiter than a ghost!
by Mohawk Stevens November 11, 2017
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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
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