bingles

money, usually 1s

made from combing single with bills.

yo dude just throw me some bingles for the case and we'll be even.

by CrispyC July 1, 2009

banglessly

With notice

E.E. Cummings: "Be careful(touch nothing) or it will disappear banglessly (into sweet the earth)

by Jennayyyy November 5, 2013

boingleshpoinked

Really fucking confused like beyond bamboozled and truly lost

1 "I am really boingleshpoinked"
2 "what the hell did you just say"
1 "you must be really boingleshpoinked too"

by Satan3 January 20, 2023

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013

banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

by alpal86 June 13, 2017

Ketchup Blindness

A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.

Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!

by jeorb87 December 10, 2020

Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023