bejeweled blindness

when you play bejeweled to the point where you can't see obvious moves anymore.

person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"

person b: "where?"

person a: "right in front of you!"

person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"

by izmthrower September 19, 2009

ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Peaky blinders

Peaky blinders is a 6 season tv show set in 1919-1934. Its abt a gang called the peaky blinders given the name bc they sew blades into the Peaky of here hats and in fighte use the said blades to blind people. The main characters are the leaders of the peaky blinders the shelbys the main leader is thomas (tommy) shelby

Girl: omg have you seen Peaky blinders

Boy: no whats it abt

by Elizabeths June 26, 2022

novelty blindness

When somebody erroneously states that something is the best or worst thing ever because they have only just encountered it and are too confused by thier unfamiliarity to it to realise its true quality.

Sam:"I got this CD yesterday, its the best album ever!"
Tom:"I think in a few days you'll realise you were just suffering from novelty blindness."

by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008

blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.

Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.

by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013

banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

by alpal86 June 13, 2017