resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

blind date

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.

blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.

by bobie January 19, 2005

blink town

A town so small that if blink when you drive through it, you'll miss it.

"We coming up on a blink town."
*Blink*
"You missed it!"

by paperdog January 9, 2010

bling theory

Scientific theory based on the idea that all matter in the universe is interrelated and governed through a massive network of invisible bling.

Dr. Dre, P.h.d., is giving a presentation on bling theory today.

by AceFrehley February 28, 2008

Effing and Blinding

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.

In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

by chris wheelie April 29, 2005

bush blinded

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".

Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."

by gri-unit October 1, 2005

is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023