Blistercock

A person who burns his penis in order to swell it and make it bigger to impress a female.

by downy September 24, 2003

dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

by Mitch January 5, 2005

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

Blipster

A cross between the words "black" and "hipster". However it is not used to solely describe a black hipster but rather one with non-stereotypical African American culture. This person, (who usually is black), will typically have natural hair and embrace their skin color, listen to alot of old school poetry hiphop (like digable planets) and maybe even jazz. Describes someone very passionate about the culture

Basically any (non-violent) ex-black panthers are good examples of blipsters.

by Girl Who Knows June 9, 2011

Bripster

One who associates himself with bros and hipsters. This person functions like a chameleon, assimilating to either group based on social context. One day he may be wearing a flannel, tight pants, and a pair of RealD 3D glasses without the lenses, and the next, he will be wearing a tipped cap, a pair of gym shorts, and an Ohio State T-shirt while drinking a can of Natty Light or Four Loko. Even worse, he may try to become a hybrid of the two, such as wearing a flannel and khaki shorts(which a hipster would NEVER wear) to a performance of Les Miserables. Regardless, this person tries to transcend the rules of society, but from an unbiased perspective, he fails miserably.

Don't worry about it, man. He's a bripster.

by DarknessImprisonsMeeeee February 20, 2011

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

blisterbate

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

by Madmo February 25, 2015