Bikeochondriac

Someone whom is always worried about the well being of their bike and constantly "feeling" failure in the finest of parts.. Most fixie hipsters will fall into this category.

Tony: "Alex, you've spent 6 hours trying to get your chain tension right."
Alex: "I know man, it must be off, my skids just don't feel quite right"
Tony: "You're such a Bikeochondriac."

by Eggbertwaxman November 8, 2010

Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

bike geek

Someone who's interest in cycling extends beyond mere enjoyment of the sport, and who is overly infatuated with the equipment itself. Obsessed with purchasing, or at least admiring, the very latest, overpriced frames, components, and even the apparel worn like spandex shorts and carbon fiber shoes.

A bike geek will spend $8,000 on a pro racing bike just to ride laps around Prospect Park, and then keep it next to his bed at night.

by Litespeed99 June 7, 2009

biker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Danny Koker has a biker comb over.”

by ebbonloft July 9, 2012

jersey bike ride

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016

Throttle bike

Throttle bikes are Ebikes equipped with a throttle and enough power that they don't require pedaling, even on steep inclines.

Throttle bikes are for fun.

by TORX powerbikes July 27, 2021

Nigga Stole My Bike

What you yell out when a black man steals your bicycle. Made popular by the many YTMND.com pages based on it.

See also: nsmb

:bike is stolen:
What the fuck? NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
:chases him while cheap midi plays:

by dragonknight337 September 3, 2005