blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.

Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?

by Sijo101 January 7, 2009

Blitzed

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

betzalel

Attractive men with the uncanny ability to woo any woman they please, while still remaining in good standing with their homies. Those with this name are often said to have excellent gums and exemplify the perfect blend of cool, funny, and most importantly, sexy.

Woman just love themselves a Betzalel and his sexy gums.

"I am a woman and I think guys named Betzalel, which is perfectly pronounceable name by the way, are hella hawt. This a girl speaking. Not a guy named Betzalel."

by BetzyDaCow March 20, 2018

Blethurp

To throw up repeatedley without control to stop it.

I was walking down the street when I saw a piece of poop, so I ate it. Then I started to Blethurp.

by Liberator 23 September 28, 2009

Bleezed

Quite simply the state of being high after smoking a bleezy.

Bleezy being a slang word for blunt.

I'm so bleezed! Hahaha.

by AZ Stompy December 3, 2010