Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.
All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouthed breathers I've ever seen.
by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
Get the Open-Mouthed Breather mug.The action of still being so intoxicated from the previous night of debauchery that when awoken on a workday you somehow drag your horrifically miserable self in to work and take periodic naps in the seated position in the employee bathroom of your workplace throughout the day, along with the foresite to wake yourself through the alarm function on your cell phone in a timely manner.
When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.
If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.
If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.
Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.
If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.
If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.
Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
Garrett: "Yo TJ I need a bathroom breather man... I was out til 5 am last night beer bonging tequila and assaulting that random bar sluts vagina"
TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.
Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.
Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
by V queezy May 22, 2011
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someone who goes to baseball games and buys cheap standing-room tickets, then takes the seats of people who dont show up.
by adam's got a knife December 3, 2007
Get the bleacher creature mug.Rowdy group of people in the Yankee Stadium bleachers. Yankee stadium actually stopped serving alcohol during the game because they were too wild. Right now their famous for doing the roll call in where they chant every Yankee player's name until the player acknowledges them.
BLEACHER CREATURES.
ok guys time for the roll call
BC> Derek Jeter! clap clap clap clap clap Derek Jeter!
Jeter> these people are soo fucking anoying..(waives)
BC> YAY!.. A-Rod!! A-Rod!
ok guys time for the roll call
BC> Derek Jeter! clap clap clap clap clap Derek Jeter!
Jeter> these people are soo fucking anoying..(waives)
BC> YAY!.. A-Rod!! A-Rod!
by DiabolicalKingNS@aol.com August 13, 2006
Get the bleacher creatures mug.A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.
Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!
by pHilbaby October 8, 2010
Get the bleacher toad mug.Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.
by Retro Rat February 18, 2010
Get the Butt Bleacher mug.A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
by Jordan T November 2, 2014
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