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Blatch

To regurgitate bile in the face of decency.

Verb inspired by column on Jack Layton by Christie Blatchford, a "journalist" who writes for the National Post.
On the day Jack died of cancer Christie blatched a hate-filled column describing him as "canny, relentless, thoroughly ambitious" because he had the audacity on his death bed to hope Canadians will choose love and hope over fear and hate.
by Mackenna2011 August 30, 2011
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anal bleaching

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.
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bleach brave souls

A mobile game based of the anime " {Bleach} " created by Klab Games.
BBS (Bleach Brave Souls) Is a gacha game not based on skill but RNG
Person 1: "I spent 5k orbs on Unohana and got nothing but 4 stars"
Person 2: "that sucks man,the rates are trash I got nothing but dupes"
Person 3: "You guys still play BBS? I quit ages ago"
Bleach Brave Souls...
by fwossy November 28, 2018
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Bleached Elbows

There is only one thing yu need to know about bleached elbows
And it's the fact that this band is everything you will ever need in life
by Perzephone December 18, 2019
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Bleachie

Bleachie a racial slur or a offense word used against people with light skin no matter there ethnicity
Fucking Bleachie’s on the beach tryna get a tan lmaooo
by Jdjjdd August 29, 2023
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Injected the Bleach

An updated version of "Drank the Kool-Aid" specific to supporters of Donald J. Trump who so blindly follow them that they even defend and try to explain away his suggestion during a nationally televised news conference that "bringing light inside the body" and "injecting disinfectants" could be a possible cure for Covid-19.
"My crazy Aunt is such a Trump supporter, that she is trying to say Trump was really referring to cutting edge treatments not publicly known about yet. Even though Trump now says h is comments were sarcastic."
"Wow, she has really injected the bleach."
by Drake's Revenge April 25, 2020
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blyatch

Portmanteau of the word "blyad", Russian for whore, and "biatch", "gangster" for bitch.
You're a foking blyatch!
Yeah, blyatch, you're right.
by guyboy625 June 14, 2010
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