Achy Breaky Heart

The constant head swelling from an "L" shaped snapping of the penis which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.

He was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her ass cheek- snapping his penis in half.

by Burt April 5, 2005

Bleaking

The sensation whilst in a state of ill-being (suffering from fever or other illness) of being unable to fall asleep though at the same time not being fully awake. The mind reels blending distorted dream with reality; the two merge resulting in an uncontrollable descent into a state of temporary madness

Dude, I was bleaking so fucking hard last night..

by Doobit May 12, 2014

bweaky

a sexy beast

when i saw bweaky i cummed on my panties

by break July 31, 2003

Bleak

Just like scissoring

I love to bleak my girlfriend!!!

by Notreignofchaos February 8, 2018

bweaky

a dick head

A silly little boy who idles in IRC and thinks he's uber l33t, :P

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Bleak

Cool

'Thats bleak man'

by keepitrealman May 7, 2018

Beaky dick

When a guy can't get it up and they say 'oh this has never happened before' (as they always say)

Oh hey Kate...I'm so sorry about my beaky dick last night. I swear, it never happens.

by Antibes Beaky June 16, 2015