Bleach

Used as a response to something so disgusting or awful you want to cleanse yourself of any association with it.

"Did you hook up with Joseph?" "Bleach"
"Hey let me send you a dick pic" "Bleach"

by hollhead August 08, 2017

Bleach

A health food that can cure living disease

I had a serious case of being alive, so I drank some bleach and now I'm all better!

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 06, 2018

Bleach

Facts of bleach
#1the best show ever period
#2up to like episode 160 in america
#3up to like 264 in japan

kick ass bleach episodes are extremely common

by KingZangetsu March 17, 2010

Bleach

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Bleach

A substance that you usually drink.

Me - Pass me my bleach

by HP_TWD_GRYFFINDOR April 05, 2018

Bleach

My favorite drink

I went to the laundry room and got the bleach

by Ellie_VanDyke March 23, 2017

Bleach

It's the stuff you drink when listening to crappy videos like Jacob Sartorius, Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, and countless others

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna listen to Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius?
Guy 2: Nah, don't have anymore bleach, you mind buying some?
Guy 1: Nah, let's steal it since we're gonna die anyway!

by You Already Know Me, I'm Yours July 14, 2016