blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

by Kiop765 February 24, 2014

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.

Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2019

Blaine High School

A jail like building with no sunlight and barbed wire so children can’t escape. The teachers are rude asl and no one likes each other. But at least we ain’t Coon Rapids!

Blaine High School is a scary place to “learn” but we should be grateful that we arnt at Coon Rapids cause that schools ghetto asf

by CullenKorth November 15, 2019

crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

avalanche blasting

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

by canal treatment January 14, 2017

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011