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blasphemistic

to utterly insult in a repulsive manner
kayne west abrupted a blasphemistic statement bout politics, by saying: George bush is a racist.
by jewsh September 20, 2009
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Blasphlarious

To blaspheme in a hilarious manner; to make light of any religious custom, personage or doctrine (particularly those which are incoherent or ridiculous to secular audiences), for the purpose of jest; to find irony in violating and/or mocking religious dogmas.

Often misused in place of smitelarious, the equally hilarious divine results of blasphemy.
Man, having that rave in a church was blasphlarious.
by mallardwithacold February 11, 2010
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Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.
When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.
by Serota April 17, 2014
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blasphony

This protest about transgender right to self definition is such blasphony!
by Amos Elroy December 19, 2018
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blasphememe

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.
Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.
by joelmw September 26, 2018
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Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
by Tadalafil September 14, 2010
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blamps

"check out the blamps on that chick!"
by vook May 14, 2003
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