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b-bagging

(verb) Much like the age-old practice of tea bagging, b-bagging is an alternative that can be carried out by the female agressor. It involves an assailant thrusting her bosoms into the unsuspecting victim's face, preferably forcibly entering the target's mouth. Although a sex-crime, this can be pleasurable for the sufferer depending on the condition of the booby and force with which the titty is shoved.
Sally b-bagged Graham in a fit of erotic agression.
by Your_mum July 20, 2004
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Coin Bagging

Similar to "Tea-Bagging". Refers to the act of individually placing ones testicles on another persons eye sockets.

Each testicle should sag into the respective eye sockets of the victim, resembling that of a coin bag resting on the ground. Usually done when the scrotum is most relaxed and saggy. Thus, hot summer days are optimal.
Coin Bagging:

GG: Yo JMarc, what happened with that babe after the bar last night?

JMarc: Man, she was way to drunk and passed out in my bed.

GG: Thats it?!

JMarc: No man, it was boiling in my room, so I coin bagged the shit out of her!
by DoobleTrooble December 9, 2009
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Carolina Brown Bagging

(noun, can be used as a verb) The act of a male having intercourse with the stoma (hole) of an individual with a colostomy bag. Popular among street-walkers, who generally charge extra for such services, as it is often advertised as the "The Fourth Hole".
I got a hooker last night, who quoted me $10 for oral, $50 for a half 'n half, and $80 for Carolina Brown Bagging. Its extra because "it's such a hassle to reconnect the colostomy bag afterwards!"
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Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010
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Mommy Blogging

v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.
Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!
by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013
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Te'o Bagging

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.
by Chickenstrip January 20, 2013
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hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.
"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"
by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006
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