Blackout Blowjob

When blowjob is so intense, so perfect, and for such a long period of time that the recipient loses consciousness -- a blackout blowjob

Shelby gave me another blackout blowjob last night. She's amazing.

by HardToSwallow August 16, 2010

Blackout Dick

You get so hammered that when you wake up in the morning the girl that your with reminds you that you had whiskey dick.

Girl: how do you feel this morning?
Guy: I don't even remember coming home last night!
Girl: Well I got two words for you "blackout dick"
Guy: what is that?
Girl: look it up on urban dictionary!

by yourrealname September 4, 2009

blackout breakthrough

After a good night of binge drinking, in which you blackout, there comes a moment of clarity the next day, where you are finally able to recant on the previous nights shenanigans.

ArJay, "Damn Jimmy I was soo hammered last night I just remembered that Bobby got Iced by a fifty year old lady!"

Jimmy, "I totally forgot about that one too. Great blackout breakthrough"

by ArJizzld August 18, 2010

Blackout guilt (B.O.G)

The regretable contemplation of recent events that occured during a state of total ineberation causing one to rethink their existence in it's entirety.

Veronica: Shit, dude the couch is wet again.

Erin: Colleen!!

Colleen: (laughs) I knew I was feeling some Blackout Guilt (B.O.G) this morning

by Maggie Murphy February 19, 2011

emotional blackout

Actions completed while terribly upset that you have no memory the next day.

Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 19, 2018

blackout brigade

n. a group of heavy drinkers

Jose Contreras: Looks like the blackout brigade just walked in
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

blackout-menace

Someone with the uncanny ability to consume alcohol to the point of regurgitation and continue beyond without the upchuck. This usually results in a lapse of memory for most of the night and the good possibility of forgetting to smoke, chase the opposite sex, or even merely behave in a civilized manner.

Guy 1:"Dude, I don't remember anything last night"

Guy 2:"That's because you were the blackout-menace!"

by Fuzzy Nutz January 8, 2009