Blackillac

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

by Rob April 24, 2008

human beachball

A person who is so fat you can imagine people using him as a beachball

Eric: Did you see Richard in gym?
Rithik: That human beachball couldn't even stand up

by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015

backallelism

A pun of parallelism, a backallelism is a witty response or retort, often sexual, that contains parallel structure but a dramatic shift in idea or topic.

Mya: I'm gonna eat dinner, cuz I'm hungry.
JZ: I'm gonna eat you, cuz I'm horny.
Mya: wow.. backallelism

by YellowBoyInBrownTown June 1, 2009

Blackballs

The act of giving somone blue balls and then dipping their balls in liquid nitrogen until frostbitten

I gave your uncle blackballs, you’re next

by Bubbi_Marce May 20, 2022

Blackbelle Blackbell

A black female who is from the countryside or one who acts country and talks country!

"You're so country! Are you white?"

"No I'm black."

"Oh nice! A Blackbelle Blackbell... I met a few within my travels and I also remember this woman named Carol Anne Starr!"

by Bethany Blues July 5, 2020

Blackblocked

The process of being impeded from your goal by a person of African-American Descent

"If im late to class one more time because i get blackblocked im gonna bust some heads!"

by Chrion December 27, 2011

Backalley Thunderpunch

1.Vicious Backalley Rape (Billie Holiday Style)

2. A Cocktail consisting one part gin and one part lemonade

3. Fake move Pokemon Electabuzz learns at level 103

1. Betty: I was Backalley Thunderpunched an hour ago!

Cop: Describe the size and shape.

Betty: It was by another woman, she was singing as it happened. I think she called herself Lady Day

2. "Damn! This tastes great! What is it?"

"It's Backalley Thunderpunch of course! You'll be smashed in under an hour!"

3. "Wait, the forums lied to me! They said Electabuzz learns Backalley Thunderpunch at level 103!"

by Sal Kemp April 29, 2011