Black

A race
NOT a color.
Black is a shade, not a color!
Bet it right you noob!

Brayden: I'm wearing the color of my soul. Black.
Me: BLACK IS A SHADE YOU STUPID HEAD!

by aspiringcherries June 8, 2018

Black Mirror

The reflection of an unlit computer screen after it is accidentally or unwillingly shutdown while you're in front of it, giving you a chance to rethink your life as you see your self.

My laptop screen turned off once in the middle of watching and I saw my own horrible jerk-off face in the black mirror.

I stopped and really thought about my life.... Then plugged my computer in and picked up where I left off.

by GreyPoupon102797 January 19, 2017

Black Company

this refers to a business that gives it's employees low salaries and no pay for overtime while requiring long working hours and with little to no days offs. these companies are also known for allowing several kinds of harassment of employees while working there.

the term originated from japan and gained traction outside of it with the rise of the net.

"I don't think you should work there as I heard 'fake company name' is a black company. you should work at 'super fake company' instead"

by grass_head October 19, 2021

blackaboo

when someone, that’s not black, acts like or says they’re black/African/African american/Jamaican/Caribbean.

White Person: I CAN SAY NIGGA! IM BLACK!

Black Person: Your obviously not, you blackaboo! Unseasoned, unedited, discharge, lookin head ass. Ya as ashy as me!

by adqreyoongi April 5, 2021

Lewis Black

Best comedian ever.

So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!

by Skelington December 1, 2003

Black Friday

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.

by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014

Black

The one color that is not in the Rainbow according to Mario. Yeah, Mario actually said that.

Mario: Luigi, don't be a dinophobe. It takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except Black. There is no black in a rainbow.

by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 10, 2020