Bizzard

A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.

That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.

by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009

bizzard

Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late

Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)

by Annie Potts July 24, 2006

binarda

A Brazilian portuguese slang, which means moron, stupid and even prick, depending on the context.

Você é um binarda mesmo, não separou seu lixo reciclável.

You're such a moron, you haven't sorted out your recycle waste!

by amaralnz February 18, 2009

bizarro

Someone that looks just like you, but is no way close to being as cool.

Jason, I seen your bizarro today. He is totally lame.

In Harold and Kumar goto White Castle, they run into their bizarros at the hospital.

by Chase S September 25, 2006

Bizarro PS3 Fanboy

The opposite of PS3 Fanboy. A Bizarro PS3 Fanboy is ugly, stupid and more angrier to 360 and Wii Fanboys. And a Bizzaro PS3 Fanboy is also part of the Final Fantasy VII Fanboy family that won't shut up about how the game pwns everybody and everything in the entire gaming world with just FF7 characters like a fat nerdy rabid FF7 Fanboy.

360 Fanboy: "You know what's worse than a regular PS3 Fanboy?"

PS3 Fanboy: "Yeah yeah I know! A bizarro PS3 fanboy! They're a disgrace to us PS3 fanboys and a lot worse than you 360 fanboys!"

Wii Fanboy: "Not to mention they're also a disgrace as Final Fantasy fans. It's like FF7 is their boyfriends."

PS3 Fanboy: "Shut up you Gamecube graphic loving Wii fanboy."

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

bizarreverdrive

A set of circumstances too incomprehensiblly strange to either be real or manageable.

"When I tried to contemplate the concept of a naked Ainsley Harriot, covered only in butterbeans and with his genitals coated in lemon curd and fruit pastilles, weilding a bottle of fairy power spray and breastfeeding a newborn lamb, whilst being pursued by a herd of florally minded bee-chimps, my mind went into complete bizarreverdrive."

by UberMinx July 29, 2005

Bizadential

When your living quarters are located on your business property.

RV with duck tape and tarps over a trailer beside business, owner claimed its called bizadential.... new one on me

by Hand Sanitizer Now March 29, 2011