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Cum Butler

A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.

Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.

A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.

A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
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doing a butler

When you ask all your friends if your free. But in fact arnt free yourself
Butler: Are you free tonight? Because im not
Gaz: Stop doing a butler on me
by Gareth Fisher May 15, 2015
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This word is used when describing a fucking idiot who wastes all their time on useless problems thus ultimately creating new, much worse problems. It can also be used to desribe a power hungry jackass who thinks they know everything but they actually don't. Not based on a single person for the name is cdompletely fictional much like Jim Crowe. This word originated from the State College Area High School and is now used librally all along the east coast.
The principal At our school was so infatuated with himself and everything he did that he thought he could roam the hallways looking down the shirts of girls without any reprocutions because if they said anything to him they would have to go home and get a new shirt because if he felt the old shirt was too low and gave him too much of a boner he would call it "innappropriate". We called him a craig butler because the problems he fixed did nothing to help the school they just made him as a person feel better. Only to his surprise the school was completely riddled with drugs every where
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fart biter

An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.
The fart biter was desperately trying to escape the public eye so he could ease his smelly problem.
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God damn Butler-Greens.
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Bitterlligerent

When one is both bitter or angry and belligerent or outwardly sour at the same time. It can be used to refer to either one's personality or actions in a present or past tense.
That girl was quite bitterlligerent and hostile last night.

That man gets very bitterlligerent when he drinks
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