Bathing the dog

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.

I'm going to go bathe the dog on your dead grandma.

by raw January 18, 2005

boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

Birthing the Unicorn

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.

Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.

by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013

Gaggle Bitching

When a group of women are both bitching and gossiping about other women.

My girlfriend and her friend are gaggle bitching about other females.

by Black Rose Bitchez March 9, 2017

bitching

Repeatedly saying something over and over, or rather whining about it, therefore destroying the point you were trying to make and making you look like a complete bitch because no one is listening to you.

Stop your bitching about "rap is crap."

by TenInchPlaya September 15, 2006

bitching betty

The canned female voice in military vehicles that chimes in to tell you that something is going wrong.

"Pull up! Pull up!"
"I heard you the first time..."

by taipan June 23, 2005

No smelling, no biting

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.

Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"

by mmlp_r November 2, 2022