baby birding

using peanut butter to lubricate ones hand for anal fist-ing

After baby birding that guy the other night my hand looked just like a freshly hatched bird

by discodecepticon October 6, 2016

Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018

Mama-birding

When you hold the joint up to your friends mouth for them to smoke

“Yo, my homie, home dog, homeslicecicle Mama-birding me dat joint yesterday.”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”

by Ratbabie November 26, 2022

Baby birding

Is where a guy cums into another guys mouth, then the guy with the mouthful of cum feeds it into another guys mouth like a mama bird feeding her young. Most appropriate in a nest.

John is going to perform the act of baby birding with Joe after the Christmas party

by TW Hustle April 18, 2019

Mama-birding

The act of displacing cum from the shlong and forcefully inserting it back into the ween by way of large mouth funnel.

Damn yo that load was so fat I might just have to mama-bird that bitch. I just lost so much energy mama-birding.

by LubedUpLarry_xxx March 20, 2022

Momma Birding

When a girl is sucking your cock and throws up but ignores the puke and keeps sucking.

My Girlfriend had Taco bell yesterday and she got sick so she might be "Momma birding" me tonight.

by Nkings February 3, 2018

irish baby birding

The act of chewing up food and spitting it directly into a friend's anus. Usually because your friend is too drunk or sick to swallow their own food.

Also applies to helping a friend get drunk by spitting booze directly into their anus.

Hes been real sick, we've all had to take turns Irish baby birding his food since it hurts him too much to swallow.

by snowbow April 10, 2019