AP Biology

A college-level class that isn't really that hard but requires you to memorize a shitload of information for the AP test. It's a good class if you actually want to study biology in college.

AP Biology stole my friends, my social life, and my girlfriend. But now I don't have to pay $700 to take the class in college!

by notlong March 23, 2010

biology major

A major in nearly every college or university that was designed to ruin lives.

1: "Hey what's your major?"
2: "Biology major"
1: "OMGEPICFAIL. -_-"

by Jus102008 October 28, 2008

Biology

One of the most pointless classes you will ever take considering most people just don't care except for your teacher. Most people forget everything they were bitched to about when the school year or class ends.

Phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.

Are those some kind of drugs?

No it's biology...

I should shoot you

by BlackPowderMinusTheD January 4, 2010

biological graffiti

Any conglomeration of spit, skeet, urine, and scat(any bodily fluids and/or solids) in a public area.

Neal can look past the potleafs and the initials scribed into the stall door. But he could not pretend the toilet seat wasn't littered with biological graffiti.

by theAdKid February 6, 2009

Biology Teacher

We all love biology...

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow

by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019

bolagna

Another word for cum or sperm. Mostly used to confuse the person into thinking its the food, but pronounced differently

You're breath smells like bolagna

by mandinga August 19, 2003

AP Biology.

Makes Chemistry CP and Biology CP seem like fun, little, baby classes. Questions every fundamental principle and makes it 1,000,000 x harder than it already is. Boring unless you care about WHY and HOW everything in the world is. Is still way more fun than Math, Physics (CP Physics is still more challenging than AP Bio...that's how bad Physics is...), and Chem AP...but way worse than AP Social Sciences and Languages...

Bob: Yo man, you heading to AP Biology?
Joe: No, I gave up on the class. I'm just going to AP Euro so I can get an easy A.
Bob: What do you have in AP Biology?
Joe: Like a 62 percent...I had 100 percent in CP Bio...and I have like a 97 percent in AP Euro. I wish I didn't take AP Biology.

by lolworthy134 April 18, 2012