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AP Biology

An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)
"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP
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Biology

it is the study of life.

worst freshman year class you will ever fucking take especially if you are taking honors. everyone who takes honors biology regrets it now.

shit ton of homework and class work.

failing every unit test is a hobby because it’s too much memorizing
me: did you know that the electron transport chain produces a whopping of 34 ATP!! biology is crazy af right??

friend: wtf is an ATP?
by freddie icarly November 9, 2019
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Bicon

A bisexual icon 😇🌈✌🏻💕
“She likes her, didn’t have a boyfriend. Is she like gay now?”
“She’s a bicon”
by nofanks April 29, 2020
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bigcol

bigcol is one of the most famous internet faces. His image has been photoshoppedinto over 1,200 pics (and rising)

one of innumerable col-lages
img src="http://randommiscstuff.info/emc/albums/userpics/collage4.jpg"
zomg! that image has not yet been bigcol-led!
*fires up gimp*
by Coight February 21, 2009
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AP Biology

A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is.
Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester.
by AlexR April 21, 2005
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Biology

by acablue5492 January 25, 2010
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Biochodable

When an osu! beatmap can be done with the easy or flashlight modification and you gain nothing out of it other than a C or B Rank.
Friend 1: Why would you even attempt something like that on this map?
Me: This map is super Biochodable that's why.
by GTamer May 22, 2021
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