by Spud January 27, 2004
Get the clam bumper mug.Someone who drives too close to your rear bumper, or someone who gets in front of you only to go slower than you.
by Simple Simon Says January 19, 2007
Get the bumperfucker mug.1. The act of tailgating WAYYYYY too close to the car in front of you
2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car
A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending
2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car
A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending
by H-Carr March 8, 2009
Get the Bumper Lovin mug.a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
by Mommypoo January 1, 2012
Get the bumper humper mug.Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!
by marshn115 May 11, 2015
Get the bumper cunting mug.The greatest gentleman of all time. Known for his cheeky and elegant mannerisms, he is a wizard in the world of charm, and a darn good one too! His physiques unmatched and one could only dream of being even 2% as good as him at anything he does
Guy 1-Yeah he's cool but he's got nothing on bimpus
Guy 2-shut the fuck up, who even is bimpus. All you do is talk about them. You bring him up one more time and I'll break all of your dogs limbs
Guy 2-shut the fuck up, who even is bimpus. All you do is talk about them. You bring him up one more time and I'll break all of your dogs limbs
by Gilbert Whittlespoone November 27, 2021
Get the Bimpus mug.sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
by hannita May 26, 2008
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