braces

Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.

Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell.
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(

by RSanYon March 4, 2010

Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

by SolarMoth December 13, 2010

braces

Devices of hell used by orthodontists claiming they will make you look "beautiful"

Friend 1:Hey I'm getting braces!
Friend 2:Oh Lord Help Us!
Friend 1: Wha...

by ninjaskwarrior December 25, 2005

baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

Curly Brace

The name of the female protagonist from the amazing game Cave Story. She is a armed scout robot that, 10 years prior to the game's start, was sent to a floating island with the protagonist Quote to destroy a great power known as the Demon Crown. She and Quote arrived later than the other robots, who had tore up the island and slaughtered many creatures. A fight ensued between the third user of the demon crown and the duo, in which Curly and Quote were able to greatly injured him, but they were defeated. They both woke up with amnesia 10 years later, although Curly at least remembered her name. When Quote meets up with her in her new home, she figures him for a Robot meaning to attack her Mimiga and attacks him. After defeating her, Quote informs her that he is a friend, and their adventure together begins. She is your best friend through the entire game and there are several instances where you potentially have the option to leave her where she is, thus ending your adventure together. However, if you are persistent and take good care of your partner, she will be there with you in the brutal final level and help you greatly, so make sure you save her!
One of the coolest female protagonists.

Curly Brace is the coolest female android ever.

by Huu March 30, 2013

alabama neck brace

When you do a girl doggy & wrap both hands around her throat...then whisper "I'm your cousin" in her ear & hang the fuck on! (just try not to break her neck when she starts buckin')

My girl said she doesn't like rough sex, so I gave her an Alabama Neck Brace.

by KnkyDiver June 3, 2016

Arkansas Bracelet

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.

The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.

by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009