behead

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.

Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"

by dj crackpot October 26, 2017

Bezant

Someone or something that has an over zealous liking for the same sex, often of weak stature with little or no friends.

look at that guy all alone over there, he keeps looking at that other dudes arse, what a bezant!

by Shilpa Shetty December 14, 2008

bezatine

Chain to be worn around neck

"Is that a 30 inch bezatine?"

by Sam May 13, 2005

Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

Bereavacation

When you've run out of vacation time at your job and you claim a death in the family to get time off.

I've been planning a vacation to Florida but I've used up all my vacation. I guess I'll claim that my husband's step mom died and make it a bereavacation!

by smellytongues June 6, 2015

beheading

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.

Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.

by Carter335783 January 31, 2020