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Also known as The Beanie of Awesomeness. It is an awesome red beanie.
Bért by Pete the Goat September 26, 2010
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bert stare 

when someone gives you a certain stare that resembles berts stare from sesame street.
i walked by that idiot and bert stared him
bert stare by kmp123 September 4, 2010

Bert and Ernie 

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria
There is really no need with a definition like that.

bert mccracken 

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.
he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot

bert the bunyip 

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.
"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

Bert Algood 

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.
Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?
Bert Algood by Elliot G May 4, 2011