bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

little lad who loves berries and cream

A little lad who’s mummy isn’t around anymore but he still loves to do the little lad dance

“Look at that little lad who loves berries and cream doing the little lad dance”

by Hahaurmom September 17, 2021

throat barrier

The L shaped point in the throat where an erect penis must either bend to travel further down, or apply enough pressure that the recipient acquiesces and straightens the passage themselves to allow further unhindered pistoning.

Clara's gag reflex was strong, but through stringent discipline Kyle can now consistently fuck past her throat barrier gag and regurgitation free.

by Jeff Bendo December 17, 2022

Slinging Berries

Selling Acai Berries and Raspberry Ketone Diet pills online via fake news articles.

Billy: You guys still slinging berries while i'm trying to grow a real windows selling business here.

by drozberry September 24, 2013

wank barrier

The achievement of masturbating to completion no less than seven times in any 24 hour period.

O lord, I've tugged my tool non stop today and just broken the wank barrier!

by Kyriacos May 28, 2008

Berri

Berri is a girl who tends to get lost in her imagination. Her world is surrounded by candy and happiness, so pulling her down into the dumps is not a great idea. Her smile always warm hearts and she's always open to new ideas. Her heart is huge and always open for someone else, and she'd do anything in her power to put a smile on your face. In her free time, she enjoys singing and dancing to the melody in her head. She's extremely creative and quirky but everyone loves her for who she is, even if she calls you out on an inside joke in public. Don't even get me started on her love for animals. Her artistic ability allows her to cope with people better than most, inside out, she does her best to understand every side of the story and will stop at nothing to figure something out. She's beyond beautiful in the best of ways, though can be a little insecure at times. All she needs is a hug, so give her one!

We found a stray cat, but it belongs to Berri now.

She's definitely on the wild side, must be a Berri.

by Lilacci March 7, 2017

Man Berries

Slang for the male testicles.

see also, "Bait and Tackle"

...so I kicked him in the MAN BERRIES

by Cat April 14, 2005