Bernetheed

When you're so stoned that you cannot move, speak, or hear.

That dude smoked so much that he's bernetheed now!

by porkchopbolonga September 26, 2018

Berpetrus

Criticize strangers without knowing who they are. In some cases, criticize them in person.

“ Stop berpetrus about him! "

by Anggerik October 3, 2020

fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.

1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.

by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010

beretta

A make of gun, it is most acredited with the 92FS, but it also makes compact carry pistols such as the Tomcat or the Bobcat.

The 92FS is a 9x19mm round, with a 15 round magizine. It is a Semi-Automatic double action handgun. Sometimes carryed Akimbo.

I have a beretta...

by Thomas Splasky August 29, 2003

Bearlet

A sweet boy, who will always be the apple of his mothers eye.

Jeremy, you will always be mommy's sweet bearlet!

by red shawn November 23, 2010

Shaping your beret

The act of preparing your mangina for weekend drill. As in shaving and moisturizing said area.

Sean are you shaping your beret in preparation for drill this weekend. Yes I am the guys are gonna love me for it.

by Mr. Greybush April 10, 2010

beretta

R. Kelly's prefered pistol make.

I pull out my beretta, and I shoot one in the air.

by Sara W. July 31, 2006