One of the funniest guys alive and more generous than anyone you'll ever meet. He will go out of his way to protect the ones he loves, even if it sacrifices his own happiness and comfort. When I say he is generous, its so much that you feel like shit about yourself and anything good you have done becomes void!!! I love this guy. Did I mention that he is both handsome and intelligent?
by TheFirstSister February 5, 2010
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When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.
by xzybit September 15, 2006
Get the benny hill theory mug.A Businessman from Oklahoma City, head of group that owns the Seattle Supersonics who is widely despised for his underhanded (yet obvious) tactics of purchasing the Seattle Supersonics for the sole purpose of moving the team from its home for the last forty years to one of the smallest markets in the country with a stadium that is no better than the one he is using as his excuse to move the team. He is also proof that having money and friends in high places can get you anything you want.
by bizzieb November 28, 2007
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After riding in Sedona, with loose fitting shorts, I was afflicted with a bad case of bennyballs and had to tape them up into my grundle.
by sackoyams September 17, 2013
Get the bennyballs mug.That moment you meet your end at the hand of someone you unscrupulously or arrogantly hurt or wronged. Sometimes the punishment doesn’t fit the crime but other times it is a well deserved death. Benny Blanco from the Bronx was the character in the movie Carlito’s Way that killed Carlito at the end for giving him a beat down but not killing him. He never saw it coming!
Yo you fucked that dude up bad for no real reason, you better hope that shit don’t come back around and get Benny Blanco’d by a muthafucka.
Add any and all injustices or misdeeds to the first part of that sentence, it’s all applicable in this ‘Civilized’ world full of stupid and senseless people.
Add any and all injustices or misdeeds to the first part of that sentence, it’s all applicable in this ‘Civilized’ world full of stupid and senseless people.
by Alex Kills from Miami May 9, 2020
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