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Belt Warning 

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
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Belt to ass 

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass
Belt to ass by 313mimi February 22, 2023
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belt tucker 

When your trying to hide a erection
Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker
belt tucker by Fozzzy December 12, 2013

belt out 

Everyone's jaws will drop when I belt out a Beyonce song with ease.
belt out by sexybackrylee September 13, 2013

Belt Lap 

N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!

Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
Belt Lap by Chris H., Pip R. January 7, 2009

belt syndrome 

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.
Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.
belt syndrome by Limblessless January 12, 2008

belt-and-suspenders man 

A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)
Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".