When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
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by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003
Get the anal beads mug.1.) When used for its intended purpose, it is very useful for the treatment of allergies.
2.) When used at doses 4 or more times the recommended dose, it is a hallucinogenic deliriant. If you manage to fight off the extreme drowsiness and stay awake, it could hardly be considered an escape from reality, as the hallucinations experienced usually very closely resemble reality. For example, you'll quite likely see one of your family members and upon trying to interact with them, they'll disappear. This is more freightening than it may sound, as some of these encounters may be not-so-friendly, such as thinking you're getting busted by your parents for attempting to bake a cake in your dresser drawer. It is damn near impossible to differenciate between hallucinations and reality. Also, you'll more than freak out anyone around you who doesn't know you've taken something. There's a 99.9% percent chance that you'll respond to questions you were never asked or try to make comments on events you thought you saw, only to scare the piss out of them. Hardly worth it.
2.) When used at doses 4 or more times the recommended dose, it is a hallucinogenic deliriant. If you manage to fight off the extreme drowsiness and stay awake, it could hardly be considered an escape from reality, as the hallucinations experienced usually very closely resemble reality. For example, you'll quite likely see one of your family members and upon trying to interact with them, they'll disappear. This is more freightening than it may sound, as some of these encounters may be not-so-friendly, such as thinking you're getting busted by your parents for attempting to bake a cake in your dresser drawer. It is damn near impossible to differenciate between hallucinations and reality. Also, you'll more than freak out anyone around you who doesn't know you've taken something. There's a 99.9% percent chance that you'll respond to questions you were never asked or try to make comments on events you thought you saw, only to scare the piss out of them. Hardly worth it.
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Get the Beady mug.Beadlehand n. A small mutant hand.
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
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Get the Beadlehand mug.The effects arising from taking Benadryl in the morning and then being completely f*cked up for the rest of the day. Also possible with NyQuil, Valium, Lunesta, and many other prescription and OTC products.
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