Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

beef curtains

Sloppy vagina.

Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

by 3rddd-floor-quad March 7, 2009

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

Beef Curtain

When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious

Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her

Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain

by Thick Beef Curtains July 10, 2015

beef curtains

see the definition of piss flaps

That chicks beef curtains are all streched and shit

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004

Beef Curtains

Beef Curtains N. Female Labia, Super saggy pussy lips, 80's porn star style snatch

Hey I want some hot Beef curtains smothered in fish gravy.

by C.A. November 11, 2006