beastinecrophiliac

Someone who enjoys having sex with their meaty food products and/or dead animals. It is a mixture of beastiality as well as necrophilia.

Brandon: "Hey, so last night I wondered what it would be like to fuck my burger, so I tried and MAN! it was awesome!"

Kyle: "Dude u had sex with a dead animal?!?! Wtf...ur a beastinecrophiliac! That's soooooo messed up!"

by hoesquared August 19, 2009

beastipedophiliac

a person who enjoys sexual intercourse with dead baby animals.i.e road kill kittens

omg hes raping that road kill kitten hes such an beastipedophiliac

by werdanny June 2, 2008

beastie

Someone who is really cool, or an absolute beast. Someone who is really good at something. "A legend"
Can be spelt beasty
Also used as beasty boy.

John's an absolute beastie.

He's a beast at football.

by drpecki December 30, 2006

Beastie

Stands for: Boys Entering Anarchistic State Towards Internal Excellence

From the Beastie Boys

No Example Needed, Buddy.

by YWouldUDoThis May 1, 2005

Beasting

The act of beasting; To act in a beast-like manner; To act argressively.

Yo. My dad's beasting at me.

He just beasted through that crowd.

Just beast it.

We'll just have to beast it.

by MangoGod January 11, 2005

Beastie Bitch

Noun. singular. Has several definitions:
1) a white female who is unusually obsessed with 90's hip-hop acts, particularly The Beastie Boys.
2) a female who closely resembles a man, or has obvious masculine features (facial hair, etc.)
3) the female who plays the male role in a lesbian relationship.
4) a female who is usually pleasant, but does a complete 180 when on the rag.
5) a very unconvincing drag queen.
6) Chynna, the wrestler or Xena, the Warrior Princess.

Man 1:"Check out that tall, thick thang over there!"
Man 2: 'Dude, she looks like my brother...'
Man 3: "Yeah, that's a beastie bitch.."
or
Man 1: "Dog, why your wife actin a beast?"
Man 2: "You know what time it is.."

by Biotch Princezz June 21, 2010

Vaginal Beastage

When a male rips apart and destroys the vagina, making it completely useless to all others.

The vaginal beastage of little Sally was so great the doctors could not help her.

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010