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we bare bears

best show ever, its about 3 adorable little bears growing up and livin' life in the big city.
"wow, i love that show called we bare bears!!!!!"

"wow i would die to go to a live show"
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A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!
by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013
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making bears

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.
by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003
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Sad Bears

A sympathetic response to someone else's unfortunate, but unsurprising, experience (particularly at UC Berkeley).

Originally coined by the University of California Marching Band.
"Damn. I forgot to submit my selfgrade for EE16A again."
"Sorry dude, Sad Bears"

"Aww, Sad Bears. Did you see the score? It looks like Cal lost Big Game again"
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Death Bears

Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.

Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.

Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."
by E. Barlow August 20, 2013
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Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
by Druglord Davis March 26, 2009
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Them Bears

Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?
Interrogator-How 'bout them bears?
I don't know; how 'bout them bears?
by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014
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