Anal-beardo

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.

Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.

by karzee April 7, 2009

Weirdo Mc Beardo

someone who being seriously weird in a funny way

yo, dont put ketchup on your pizza you Weirdo Mc Beardo

by KrysKrys July 23, 2008

beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Beardo McGee

Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.

Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.

"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"

"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"

by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2016

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

look at that homeless beardo rummaging the bins looking for a quick delicious snack if hes lucky.

by siko diko October 15, 2006

beardog

When a large, hairy gay man wears a collar and crawls around on all fours, barking. Usually during kinky role playing sex.

Rolf was Eduardo's favorite beardog. He could roll over, beg, and even fetch. He was obedient and eager.

by buttspelunker March 9, 2014

Beardson Beardly

A white homophobic and sexist man who hates kpop and thinks all gays will burn in hell and all women are bad and think the economy is being destroyed because of them

He really is a beardson beardly when he tweets

No one likes a beardson beardly

by IrishPotato1242 May 16, 2018